i associate everyone with their icon so if your icon is nicholas cage with a flower crown then that is what you look like in my head
Today I was told to drop my nomination for prom queen because i “won’t take it serious enough”
I didn’t know it was a respected title to which I need to be serious.With this title will I have to lead a nation? Do I need to create new laws and govern over my subjects?
Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG
NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS
This is the best thing ever.
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)